

Hey, this is big fat 20 lb Buddy from Facebook. This morning my brothers and I we are licking our owner's face in her cozy bed, playing with our fake toy mousers, and using the kitty box. Yeah, there is a lot of poo from all us of us. Our owner complains about how we poo poo poo. What do you expect when she keeps feeding us. We like everything she does. She cleans up our poo and pee all the time. In the computer room she has 2 coffins. Peanut loves to climb high and run down the side of the coffin. He digs his claws into the wood and makes the coffin look older. Good job, Peanut. Later this morning my owner will post the stupid picture of my kitty cheeks painted pink. LOL. I'm a guy cat, I know I'm a big lovey mush ball for my owner but why this? I can't lick off the pink color. Oh brother, now all the girl cats in the neighborhood think I'm a pussy or gay or something weird. I'm not going outside until I get this pink off my face. My owner's girlfriend told her to make my cheeks pink. What a dumb broad
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