We have a Mommie owner that makes sure we get what we need. I'm Buddy the 20 pounder who loves to sit on your lap and give you big, third eye forehead kitty vibs. I have the biggest heart and will make sure your feel my big huge purrs. I was born with all the extras from the beginning, big paws and claws, with a big kitty, boom purr box.
Hi I'm, Peanut, Jr. I just found out my Dad's was named Peanut. I'm full of it and drive the crew at full speed. I can stir it up and make it exciting. I do like to hang out with my owner when we go outside. I'm right here by her side and go into the house when she tells me. I'm a a good boy about 75% of the time. LOL.
Hey, this is Chubs. I'm a very smart and well mannered cat. I love to have my fur brushed. I demand it. ---- M E O W ---- do it to me right now. I need the brush Mommie. When I sleep next to my owner, I'm polite and careful not to distrub her. My brother Peanut is a dump trunk when he plows in for love from her. He needs to get some manners, the dumb ass.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Monster Cat
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Hey, this is big fat 20 lb Buddy from Facebook. This morning my brothers and I we are licking our owner's face in her cozy bed, playing with our fake toy mousers, and using the kitty box. Yeah, there is a lot of poo from all us of us. Our owner complains about how we poo poo poo. What do you expect when she keeps feeding us. We like everything she does. She cleans up our poo and pee all the time. In the computer room she has 2 coffins. Peanut loves to climb high and run down the side of the coffin. He digs his claws into the wood and makes the coffin look older. Good job, Peanut. Later this morning my owner will post the stupid picture of my kitty cheeks painted pink. LOL. I'm a guy cat, I know I'm a big lovey mush ball for my owner but why this? I can't lick off the pink color. Oh brother, now all the girl cats in the neighborhood think I'm a pussy or gay or something weird. I'm not going outside until I get this pink off my face. My owner's girlfriend told her to make my cheeks pink. What a dumb broad
Hey, this is big fat 20 lb Buddy from Facebook. This morning my brothers and I we are licking our owner's face in her cozy bed, playing with our fake toy mousers, and using the kitty box. Yeah, there is a lot of poo from all us of us. Our owner complains about how we poo poo poo. What do you expect when she keeps feeding us. We like everything she does. She cleans up our poo and pee all the time. In the computer room she has 2 coffins. Peanut loves to climb high and run down the side of the coffin. He digs his claws into the wood and makes the coffin look older. Good job, Peanut. Later this morning my owner will post the stupid picture of my kitty cheeks painted pink. LOL. I'm a guy cat, I know I'm a big lovey mush ball for my owner but why this? I can't lick off the pink color. Oh brother, now all the girl cats in the neighborhood think I'm a pussy or gay or something weird. I'm not going outside until I get this pink off my face. My owner's girlfriend told her to make my cheeks pink. What a dumb broad
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